The Boob Tube

Ok, so I know I promised Shawn's version of our love story, but it's like getting a cat in heat to stop raising it's rear to get him to sit down and finish it with me.  I'll probably feature it next Tuesday for "Girl Talk Tuesdays". 

On blogs earlier this week, everyone featured their FAV waste of timers T.V. shows.  I wanted to share mine.  Keep in mind I live in another place of mind where fairies and unicorns live. 

Speaking of unicorns, has everyone seen Charlie the Unicorn???  If not, you have to watch this pointless-- waste of 3 mins.  The first week my hubs and I were together he showed me this stupid video and at first I thought it was SO stupid, but Charlie grew on me and now I quote all 5 videos every time unicorns are brought up.  AND...  CANDY MOUNTAIN!!! 

I will show my fav shows in order of my favorite ones to ones that are just.....  MEW.... 

The only show that I will stop everything for is.....  The Walking Dead.  Even if you do not like Zombies, it is such a great show that has a great build of characters and drama.

Shows I watch religiously:

1. The Walking Dead
2. Once Upon a Time-One of my newest luvies.  I enjoy watching all the fairy tales in a different version.
3. True Blood-This one intrigues me at times, other times it's pretty stupid.  The last season was pretty decent.  I mainly like watching all the hotties on the show running around half naked....  Eric=panties dropper.
4. HUNG-Who doesn't love a story about a guy that's hung like a horse??? 
5. Game of Thrones-Awesome drama!
6. Glee-Reminds me of karaoke in a sense.  It also has a good story to it.  I'd love to live in a world where I could just break into song-- out of no where.  lol
7. New Girl-BEST COMEDY ON T.V. PERIOD!
8. Vampire Diaries- Ian Somerhalder  (GUSH), do I need to say more?  I still think he would be the best Christian Grey for fifty Shades.  BOY IS FINNNNNNEEEE!  Who doesn't love a bad boy?

Shows that I watch, but I don't HAVE to watch:

1. The Voice
2. Revolution-I just started this one and I'm wondering how much longer I will continue to do so....
3. Bachelor, Bachelorette, Bachelor Pad-I enjoy watching these idiots make a complete mess of their dignity on this show.  There's obviously a reason they are all single and desperate!
4. Up All Night-This show falls short for me.  I find myself on my laptop more than I actually pay attention to it.
5. NFL football-Anyone else a Giants or Colts fan?
6. Face off
7. Lost Girl
8. Being Human
9. Girls-Slightly reminds me of Sex in the City at a younger age.

Shows I miss:

1. Lost-Yep.  I am a lost junkie.  Again, Ian Somerhalder had me at "I'm Boone" during the first season and I couldn't stop watching. 
2. Sex and the City-It's the ONLY complete series I have on DVD
3. Heroes-I have no idea why they pulled this one...  Anyone know???
4. Friends

Shows that I can't wait to watch this year:

1. American Horror Story-- With the hubs holding my hand.  lol 

It's obvious I am a HUGE potato butt!  Actually, before DVR, I never watched T.V.,,, like AT ALL.  I DVR everything and usually catch up when I have absolutely nothing else to do with me precious time.  I guess I fit in with the nerds, because if you see the theme here, I am a huge Sci-fi junkie.     

HUMP DAY!

Get your hump on ladies....  Was that too much?  LOL

Anyways, just wanted to drop in and say part 2 of my lovely luuvvvv story will probably be up tomorrow.  I got home late last night after work and baby B. was already passed out and I felt obligated to go to bed. 

Things are going well at work!  I am through the first interview for this promotion and I have two more to go, hopefully this week.  It's a waiting game from here. 

The Shred is not going well.  With this promotion ordeal going on, I have had a hard time finding time to work out.  I KNOW it's only 20 minutes and I shouldn't have any excuses, but when it comes down to it, with the nerves/stress I have going on right now, I'd rather spend my time snuggling my sweet child than working out.  I'll get there again, but now is just not a good time. 

I've noticed that many of you are getting into these "Button" ordeals for the blogs to where you can click them and it will take you to that particular person's page.  Does anyone want to tell me how to accomplish this?  I'd like a cute little button that you can click other than the one in my lady parts. 

Oops....  I did it again.  Sorry guys, I never claimed to be modest and I just assume that if it offends anyone, then they have a choice whether they really want to continue reading my blog or not. 

Which brings me to my next point.  If you are a long time reader, you have probably noticed that I have gone from being conservative to saying what I actually want.  How I type my blogs now is really how I talk in real life.  I am be pretty inappropriate at times, I try to find humor in everything I do, and I like to surround myself with individuals who live on the "lighter side" of life.

Why be so serious all the time?  Right? 

Let loose ladies, be yourself--It really is liberating!

Girl Talk Tuesday

How I met my Hubs...  And how he fell....  Sort of. (Part 1) 



My first ever themed day, I'd like to discuss the topic of how we all met our significant others.

Shawn and I's story is actually quite amusing considering WHERE we met. 

So, once upon a time.....

The hubs and I met at a GAY bar.  I'm shitting you not!  You really can find love surrounded by rainbows and fairies. 

I was at a point in my life where I had given up on love.
Newly divorced. 
On a sexual rampage. 
With absolutely no care in the world for my actions.

I enjoyed my time out with my gay boys and I spent the weekends watching the drags of the Ville diva it up on the stage.  I wasn't welcomed there, most of the lesbos called me, "that straight white girl" and so I just sat in the corner with my friend Kenton and drank myself into a stupor.

A guy (let's call him Bob for story telling purposes) that I had no intentions on ever dating decided to show up at the bar and try to molest me.  I was wearing a black dress and he thought it would be fun to try to put his hands up it.  I started freaking out, so I told one of the girl's that worked there (the bartender), who happened to be straight as well, what Bob was doing.  She had invited her friend out too (my future husband). 

So, she tells me to sit down and entertain Shawn while she gave the inappropriate gentleman, Bob, a "talkin' to".  She talks to Bob for a good 15 minutes, which allows me to jabber the huz's ears off.  I'm a chatty Kathy, I can't help it..... 

I was able to add him as a friend on Facebook, so we could at least be "friends", since I felt like he was into bartender.

Finally, I go back to Bob and he is ready to go home.  I walk him out to his car and he precedes to pull me into his truck to talk, then he decides to show me his one eyed pirate.  ARRRR....  He kept trying to get me to look at it, which I would not.

 I guess seeing the size would want to make me jump on it or something???  I am glad it's worked for you in the past dude, but it's not welcomed with me.  Schmuck. 

I'm finally able to get out of the car and he follows me down the rode and yelling for me to get back in his truck.  It was like something you have seen in the movies.

What. A. Weirdo.  It was the last time I talked to him. 

I came back into the bar, scared to death from what I just witnessed, and Shawn was now downstairs and singing karaoke.  I ran up to him and bartender and told them what had happened with Bob.  Freak. 

Shawn sang one song that I can remember, and it was Michael Bubble's "Feelin' Good".  

Was I attracted to my husband before I heard him sing?????  Yes. 

Does the singng add to his overall appearance???  Absolutely!  It's a panties dropper.

I make it home that night and pass out with my puggle- Lilly-Lou. 

The next day I was supposed to meet up with an old friend of mine who was trying to hook me up with his brother.  I had caught Shawn on Facebook the next morning and asked him how his night went with bartender.  He said it went well and that she was a "cool chick".  He said he was going somewhere that evening for karaoke that I had never heard of before.  Right as I was about to give him my cellphone number, my computer crashed with a virus and I could not get back on Facebook.

So, I went out with my old friend who I realized was very lame and his brother was super lame.  I really wanted to know where to find Shawn's karaoke bar.  So, I asked my lame friend if I could use his phone, since I had a basic phone without Internet.  I logged into my FB account and sent him my number.

He texts me shortly after.  I was thrilled to get away from those lame morons.  I get to this whole in the wall bar he is at and we sing, slow dance, and spend the evening together until 4am.  It was sparks.  We were inseparable ever since that night. 

Over two years together, marriage, and a baby, we both lived happily ever after.  The end.  Now, that is my sugar coated love story.  Stayed tuned for his version of the story tomorrow.

LADIES-How did you met your hubby????  I wanna hear about it!

XO-Skinny Gal.....  Somewhere.

 



My 10 Year Reunion

My 10 year reunion......  Was........  LAME SAUCE. 

It wasn't a horrible time, because I was with one of my gal pals that I have been friends with since high school.  She lives in Texas now, so I don't get to see her very often. 

The pretty girls from high school are still pretty, still snobby, still materialistic, still.....  Them. 

I thought people changed after high school???

I asked one of the popular guys what he was doing now after high school and he followed up with, "I'm a lawyer."   STICK FOOT IN MOUTH......  Note to self:  Do not ask anyone else what they are doing now.

We did have a good time taking silly photos.  I don't have all the photos, most of them are on Ashley's camera, so here's what I do have:

Heerow, my name is SGS.  I'm an aspiring MILF.

Here's the outfit.....  I had to give two different poses to really show it off.

The girls and I.

I wasn't one of the most popular girls in high school, I'd say I was on middle ground.  I played high school soccer, I made good grades (I think I was ranked 76/450ish GPA wise), and I really just kept to myself and always had a steady boyfriend. 

This was right after graduation my senior year.  I think I have came a long way and I finally feel grown up.

AND ONE LAST SCAREY/GOOFY one:

So, this was after quite a few drinks.  I discovered a NEW drink that EVERYONE has to try.  It's whipped cream vodka and sprites.  AH-MAZING!  Any other fab.u.lous drinks my sheltered self should try??

Skinny Gal.... Somewhere.

Tomorrow is going to be my first "themed" day.  How about some "Girl Talk Tuesday" in that house???  Bitches be lovin' it!



The Versatile Blogger Award

I blushed a little when I found I was nominated from Erin at Homemade Happenings.   Check out this sweet, sweet gal's blog.  On another note, I am taking Erin's advice and going comfortable for this evenings reunion.  I decided that this was an event to splurge for, so I went to my favorite store, New York and Company, and bought a $68 outfit for this evening that I think is going to be smokin' hot.  I'm just striving for that Stephalicious look in all honesty.  I'm hot in my own way.  Hey, if Fergie can create her name as Fergalicious, I can too damnit. 

So, I know a lot of you voted dress #2 earlier this week, so I wore that outfit yesterday and I wanted to show it off.  This is a dress I bought at Kohls for $10!!!

Dress-Kohls-$10-On clearance NOW, go buy it hookers

Boots-Shoe Carnival-5 yrs old

Belt-New York and Company

Necklace-Body Central

I actually bought the dress for $5, because I purchased the black one too which was $10 and I had a promotional $10 off without a limit purchase from the mail.  Can you tell I am typically a bargain shopper???

OK, here is the big reveal for the hair....  I mean, it's like a red carpet premier in my mind...  lol  Actually, the hubs said he didn't want me to go as dark as the picture from the other day, so I settled in the middle.  I darkened it up for fall so I don't look washed out and I kept the blond.  I had her darken the low light to a dark carmel color which I had her do the entire bottom layer, the underneath portion and low light it throughout.  I had her keep the blond at a platinum color.  I LOVES IT!  I was going for that look where you could tell that I have it colored.  I sometimes get bored with looking natural.  It's really hard to tell the hair in the picture.  I am going to take several pictures tonight and hopefully you will see it better with the off white cardigan I bought.   

7 Random Facts Brought to You By:  Skinny Gal.... Somewhere.

1. I'm pretty sure NO ONE knows this about me.....  I secretly love to dance while getting ready for an event.  I love playing my music loud and being goofy, which is why it takes me so much longer to get ready than for work.
2. I love karaoke and I love to sing too, though my husband trumps my efforts with his golden voice.  This momma went out on Thursday and I sang mostly duets.  Shawn and I sang "Don't You Want me Baby" by the Human League, a friend and I sang "Hold On" by Wilson Phillips and we even did the Bridesmaid's dance along with it (One of my all time favs), and I sang "Moves like Jagar" by Maroon 5 with the DJ.
3. I'm very career oriented.  I am currently up for a promotion that would literally double my salary.  I have 3 intense interviews next week.  Fingers crossed people!!  Along the same lines--There is no way on earth I could ever be a stay at home mom!!  I need adult interaction.  Period.
4. I haven't went on a vacation since I was 18 years old...  That's 11 years people!!!  My mom bitches about not going on a cruise every year, and it makes me want to chuck something at her.  People can be so spoiled!!  I haven't gone on a vacation, because I never have the money and usually my vacation time goes to watching my kiddos.  Before my kiddos it was always work, college, and again - NO money.  I bought my house 4 years ago and it literally sucks the life out of me and my bank account.
5. I think collectibles are pointless.....  Which is one MAJOR ordeal with my hubs.  He collects everything-Hot Wheels, Star Wars EVERYTHING, Tron EVERYTHING, toys, old timey bottles, etc, etc etc.-----POINTLESS and that shit takes up too much space!!!  It disgusts me really.  I even hate buying toys for my girls.  It's just extra junk laying around that is trashing up my house.  Brynn usually plays with her toys, so I am ok with hers.  Sam does not, which is why I hate buying them for her.  She has SO many toys that she takes them all for granted.  That is a story for another day though.....
6. I am not a punctual person.  At work it's hit and miss whether I am on time.  Sometimes I am on time and other days I am anywhere from 1-5 mins late.  For everything else......  Always late.
7. I am so terrified of snakes, that I can't watch them on T.V., see them in zoo exhibits, play with the little snake toys in the stores, etc.  I have a MAJOR phobia with snakes.  Every time I see one, I get chills and have to close my eyes.     

Here are the ladies that I am tagging that haven't been tagged (I don't think):

   Aly from Analyze This

Jenny from Not Just A Pretty Face 

-Fun fact:  Jenny was my 1st follower.  Love her!

MrsD from When Does Mommy Get a Nap

Meagan from Make a Run for it

Mama Laughlin

Megan from Miss Madison's Charmed Life

Here are the details if you are tagged:

1. Nominate up to 15 fellow bloggers who are relatively new to blogging
2. Let the nominated bloggers know they have been nominated
3. Share 7 random facts about yourself
4. Thank the blogger who nominated you and link back to them in your post
5. Add the Versatile Blogger Award picture to your post

Pictures from the reunion on Monday!!!

Have a great weekend bloggies,
XOXO



Mid Week Check-in

Holla!  I am doing great with the weight loss this WEEK so far... 

I am at a 4 lb loss so far with the new diet and the Shred.  I am SO sore from the Shred.  I usually don't get too excited the first week, because I know it's probably excess water from gorging myself on carbs for weeks and sodium from my lovely Dews.

My large badonkadonk has taken a good hit and is really sore.  I had to get my BC shot yesterday in the buttocks and now my left cheek REALLY hurts, but I told myself as I was getting it injected, "no babies, no babies, no babies....."  LOL  At least not until next year!!  Momma needs to get through a wedding and shed massive amounts of some weight.  :)

I am going to try to avoid measuring my inches until my 30 days of Shred is up.

Getting my hair did this evening and I think it's time to go a little darker.  I thought about this:

Maybe not that dark, but I love the two colors together.  What do you all think?  I'm WAY to indecisive, but I need some kind of change for the fall. 
Just two more days ladies until the weekend!!

High School Reunion????

On Saturday, I am going to crash my High School reunion.  I say "crash", because I didn't buy tickets to go to it, but I am going to still show up at the bar.  They wanted us to pay $20 to go to our small town bar...  That would have been $40 for the hubs and I....  Yea...  Not going to happen. 

I am going with my hubs, one of my besties from high school and one of my EX's!!!!  This happens to be the ex-boyfriend that was my longest relationship.  I dated him for 5 years (through high school and majority of the time through college up until my senior year), he's also the dude that plays the guitar and likes to sit at home majority of the time.

I can't say that there aren't feelings there.  I think there is always some kind of feeling when you see an old ex.  I'm not interested in him, but I have memories.  The good, the bad, and the ugly.  I have to say, he is the only guy that never cheated on me other than my hubbers and we had some pretty good times through out the years, but we also had some ugly times as well.   

Regardless, I am needing the help from my ladies to see what I should wear...

I am about 50lbs heavier than I was in High School which makes me super nervous!! 

Here are a couple of outfits I am thinking about:

So, there are the dresses I have picked out, now I could do black pants, red stilettos and this red silky shirt from NYC found-HERE.  You have to select the red color to really see how pretty it is.  :)

What do you think????

Back to the Bizzzz....

I officially feel "flabby" again even though I have only gained back like 3 pounds and a few inches, but I haven't worked out in about 2 months due to being ridiculously busy and sickness.... 

I have several workout DVD's and books.  One of my hobbies is reading diet fad books just to see what the "big secret" is to them and what they recommend as to how to lose weight.  I saw one of my Biggest Loser books and decided to take a peak at it since my workout routine is going to be around the famous Ms. Jillian. 

One of my major problems is my diet.  I realized over the past 2 months I have fallen back into bad habits...  Chocolate everyday at work, Diet Mt. Dew, alcohol, over eating, etc, etc, etc.  I am a fatty for a reason. 

I think my first major downfall was drinking the diet dew.... Studies show that Diet beverages make you feel hungry, and yes, I totally agree!!!  Since I am dedicated to losing this weight, I decided to dropped the dew.....  I'm sorry Dew...  You know I love you, but you gots to go!! 

Secondly, absolutely no more chocolate!!!  This should be easy.  Chocolate is just like any other addiction I have ever had.  If I don't think about it, then I can easy to forget about it.  Kind of like all my ex's...  It's like they never existed!!!

Oh alcohol.....  You marvelous little dirty deed...    Luckily, my newest game plan for clean eating by Biggest Loser allows up to 200 calories for "Extras".  That's 2 glasses of wine, 1 1/2 bottles of beers, or 2 shots of distilled liquor.  I think I am going to start drinking wine more often than beer.  I love the taste of beer so much that it is sometimes hard to stop drinking it when I am out with friends. 

So here's the pyramid for my food plan:

It's supposed to be all "clean" foods.  Preferably fresh fruits and veggies.  I am trying to avoid frozen and canned foods, but sometimes that is the easiest with children, chores, and my full time job.

I think the hardest part about this diet will be reducing my whole grains to only 2 servings.  I might have to have at least 3 servings. 

My goal is to be between 1200-1400 calories everyday.

Yesterday I hit 1408 calories and I felt like I was starving!!  I hate the new change of starting a diet.  When I eat foods that I don't really like, I seem to notice that I am more hungry on those days.  I didn't get to prep my food yesterday.  I worked from 7:30am-12:00pm then I was back from 3:00pm-9pm.  It's our start week and all of my students were starting yesterday, so I had to be here for majority of the time and I spent my break and the grocery.  It seriously felt like the longest day ever.  Not to sound dramatic, but it sucked monkey balls that have been dragged through the dirt!

Today I started the famous 30 Day Shred,  I also have No More Trouble Zones and 6 pack in 6 weeks.    These are all Jillian Michael DVD's.  I am going to try to do the shred every day and if I get time do the other programs I will alternate those.

I spent quite a bit of money on small individualized Tupperware, where the sections are the appropriate serving size for meat, fruits, and veggies.  Here is my lunch for today.  Nothing very special, but the wrap has peppered turkey lunch meat, romaine lettuce, tomatoes, and fat free ranch which is wrapped in a 100 calorie tortilla wrap.  I also have red grapes, carrots, and cauliflowers.     

 



Ok, here we go, here are my accountability photos and measurements (bare with me, this was early this morning and I had not showered and looked a hot mess, but I don't believe in "looking good" to work out in my own home or at the gym):

I measured today and most of my measurements were the same.  I have gained back a few inches in my hips/stomach, I'm sure it's from my badonkadonk....    If you haven't seen my progression photos from this year, then check out the progress I have made so far-here.

Waist: 39"

Calves: 17"
Neck: 12" 
Thigh: 24"
Arm: 12"
Chest: 38"  
Hips: 43"

Weight: 198 lbs

I am almost half way through my weight loss journey.  I promised myself a 100 lb weight loss.  I have lost 36lbs since Feb. this year.  I have 64lbs left to lose by May 2013.  I hoping that since I took 2 months off, I will hit the ground running and lose quite a bit pretty fast with dedication and hard work. 

Wish me luck!

Diva in Training

My little princess turned 1 on Saturday!!! 

Happy Birthday Brynn, Mommy loves you SO much!

Overall the entire party was a success.  I didn't get as many pictures as I wanted to, because Mommy was whipped by the time the party had started.  At least B. looked absolutely adorable....  :)

We had a huge cake, but my mother in law made this one too just so she could eat a smaller cake on her own to do the traditional first Birthday cake eating pictures.

I was too freaked out to light the candle.  I am one of those over protected Mothers.  I'm sure she's going to love me when she starts dating someday.

This was taken after she played with her cake for about 30 mins.  She would hardly eat the cake, so I had to help her with that. 

I didn't get any pictures of myself since all I wanted to do was sit in a lawn chair and veg, but here's one of the hubs playing corn hole and Brynnie distracting him.

I did get one photo the day before the party.  I had just worked all day and went shopping for 4 hours after.  I was SO tired and looked a hot mess, but I wanted to try the diva's tiara on.

The Battle of the Boot.....

Here's a fun story for ya....

The other day I did a post about "Imma sucka fo...", well I was shopping at shoe carnival last Friday and I noticed that cowboy boots were back in style this year.  I thought, "Finally, I can drag my pairs I bought from Charlotte Russe out from SEVEN years ago when cowboy boots were last in style AND I was finally thin enough to fit into them again in the calves." 

So, I wore my brown pair with no problems on Monday.  On Tuesday I wore the black pair...  When I got home to take them off, I could not for the life of me get the damn left boot off my foot.  I pulled for about 5 mins, then I laid on the floor and my hubs pulled for a bit.  Shawn was like, "I bet you won't wear these again."  He honestly hates all boots on women.  I have no idea why, but he says it makes his penis crawl up inside of him.......  Just the thought of that cracks me up and I know that was probably TMI, but hey, I bet you giggled like a school girl who has a crush.

I sat there in the floor, Brynn was crawling all over me since I had just walked in the door, Shawn had given up on me, and my foot was just stuck about half way up the shoe.  I had sweat dripping down my face and neck and I laid there defeated by a cowboy boot.  The random thoughts about how I shouldn't have squeezed my fat leg into this sausage casing started appearing.  I was just about to the point of taking scissors to my old friends when I decided to give tugging on them one last try. 

I slipped my foot back into the boot the best I could and started pouring baby powder down into the boot.  I probably used about a quarter of the container.  So, I started pulling it off again and I realized what had happened.  The lining in the boot had torn off from the heal and it had created like a stopper inside the shoe to where I couldn't get the it off.  Praise Jesus!  I had an instant boost of confidence, because it wasn't just about my fat calve anymore!!!!  I justified it that way and claimed the damn boot was just cheap.

After maneuvering and tugging for about 2 more mins, I finally got the cowboy boot off.  Note to self: Always wear socks with cowboy boots from now on!! 

End of story, I hope I made you smile on this last day of the work week.      

P.S. I'm tired and thankful that it's Friday!!

I have the very sleepy--I can barely hold my eyes open-- pre-coffee pounding-- glossy eye going on this morning.

Saturday is my daughter's FIRST Birthday!!  The big ONE.

We're having it at the house and it's going to be a "Diva in training" themed Birthday.  Originally we were going to go with Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, since we watch it every morning together and it's the only show that captures her attention (I hate to say it, but I think she has squirrel syndrome like mommy).  For some reason when I went to Target, they had no Mickey Mouse decorations, so I had to find something different.  I'm too busy and too tired to run around town looking for Mickey Mouse decorations.

I will have many photos to show on Monday of her. 

Have a great weekend bloggies!

 

Buffalo Salmon

Buffalo Salmon

Switching gears from me to a featured dish that I enjoyed over the weekend....  Who else here looks at a menu and instantly picks anything with the word "Buffalo" in it?????  That's this girl, in fact, it probably qualifies as one of my weaknesses too.  I am always down for some Buffalo chicken!  So, I thought I would try the Buffalo Salmon, since I eat fish quite often. 

Ingredients

5 tbls of unsalted butter

1/4 cup of Frank's hot sauce

1/3 cup of Panko

1 tbls vegetable oil

2 lbs of Salmon Fillets

1/2 tsp salt

1/2 tsp pepper

Directions:

1. Preheat oven to 425.
2. Melt butter with hot sauce and 1/4 tsp each of salt and pepper over medium heat. Set sauce aside.
3. Toss panko with oil in a bowl.
4. Put salmon, skin side down, in a lightly-oiled shallow baking pan.
5. Sprinkle with 1/4 tsp each salt and pepper, then brush with remaining sauce.
6. Sprinkle panko mixture evenly over top of fish.
7. Bake until panko is golden and fish is cooked through, about 16 - 22 minutes.
8. Drizzle hot sauce over the cooked panko.

Imma Sucka Fo....

Today I thought it would be fun to expose all my weaknesses......

Imma Sucka Fo.....

• Take 5....  There's a joke apparently going around work about how when I hear our director wrestling the bag of candy in his office, I am like fido looking for my Take 5 fix.  Har, Har assholes....  I like that chocolate deliciousness, what can I say??

• My daughter's big blue eyes.....  Ugh, they kill me all the time....  Actually it's just her....  I love that child!

• Men who have any cool talent related to music.....  I dated one  douche bag  dude who played guitar for 2 years that cheated on me.  I also dated another guitar player for 5 years who seemed promising back in the day, but ultimately I ditched him for the party life.  He was lame and just wanted to sit at home and either play guitar or Call of Duty.  NOT MY CUP OF TEA.  I'm now married to my hubs who can sing the telephone book and swoon all the ladies.  He's mine bitches, back off!!!!   
• On that note I am also a sucka for my hubs voice.....   SWOON...  And no, we're not together just because I love his voice.  He is talented in other ways as well..... Wink-a-dee-wink....     
• Coffee.....  I have a 1 year old.....  Need I say more????  Coffee = Love. 

• The Walking Dead.....  It's the ONLY televised show I will drop everything for just to watch.  HELLO ZOMBIES!  By the way, do you have your survival plan ready for the end of the world?  If you want to read what a nut case I am for zombies, you can check out a fun read about them here- Rule #1, Cardio   

• When I'm ready to get my "oinky on", Imma sucka fo Mexican food......  When I am dieting, I am extremely cranky, because I eliminate this from my diet as well as Chinese food. 
• Hello Kitty......  While in college, I worked at a tiny bopper store (Gadzooks who was owned by Forever 21), we would get these adorable Hello Kitty lady tees in and a new love was born.  The manager and I would fight over who would get the large in each shirt, since they would only send ONE large t-shirt.  I am obsessed with Hello Kitty now. 
• Alice and Wonderland......  For some reason I love the story.  Don't ask me why.  If you want to buy me a collectible, it better be something in Alice and Wonderland OR Hello Kitty.
• Target.....  Damn you Target for carrying everything I love.  If I want to spend hours of my time or several dollars in my pocket, I go to Target.  I have NEVER left to this day without going through the check out there.  
•  Diet Mt. Dew.....  Just do the Dew.....  I Do....  lol  
•  Dresses......  There's something about the air free flowing between my legs that.....  Wait-Wait a min, did I just say that out loud?  Hey, I never claimed to be modest.  :)
• Cowboy boots.......  I was so happy to see that they are back in style this fall, because you better believe they are on my feet today!!!  

• Make up......  Yeah, I spend way too much money at Sephora.  It runs along the same lines with Target.  This is my newest crush I have: 

• Pumpkin ANYTHING.  I love pumpkin breads, spreads, cakes, sundaes, pies, cheesecakes, cookies, etc, etc, etc....   Fun Fact for ya, my huz calls me pumpkin tits.....  lol  I have no idea why???  Ok, maybe it's because I used to have a Size DD brawl.  Since I have lost weight I am down to a C, but he still calls me that and it doesn't bother me at all.
• Lastly, I am a sucker for Lauren Alaina's "Like My Mother Does" song.  I was pregnant and about to pop when she came out with it and it gets me every time.  I am hoping that Brynn feels the same way about it someday.  :) 

Happy Hump Day to the new followers!

Skinny Gal...... Somewhere.

An Average Day for Skinny Gal.... Somewhere.

An average day for me..... 

Holy cow balls, it can be insane. This is in response to Holly's link up, though I am still confused as to how the process works.  If you don't know Holly, then check her blog out-here.

I honestly don't know how mother's with multiple children are able to cope without drinking excessively.  And I mean drinking EXCESSIVELY!

So here is my average day when I work 12-9pm (which sucks ass by the way with having small children).

My daughter sleeps with me, please spare me all the ugly comments with how bad this is.  Since I have started this 12-9pm shift 3 days a week, our schedule has been thrown way off. 

1. We now wake up at 9am.
2. Eat breakfast together.  Usually fruit, waffles, oatmeal, Cheerios, etc.
3. I let my food digest a little while catching up on some of my favorite shows (Bachelor, Bachelor Pad, Face Off, Walking Dead, True Blood, Vampire Diaries, American Horror Story, etc.)  BY THE WAY....  Any other Bachelor Pad fans out there??  What did you think about Douehebag Nick taking all the money and leaving Rachel with absolutely nothing??  I thought his reason and intentions were right, but I felt he was being WAY too smug about it.       
4. After about 30 mins of watching TV, I switch gears and get my workout clothes on and stretch.
5. I usually do at home workouts or here recently I have started running.
6. I then  have to rush to get ready.  It usually takes me about an hour to shower, make the hair look amazing, and put my face on.  Oh yea, I also put my clothes on, no one would want to see the mess I have going on underneath the wardrobe.....  lol
7. I work 12-9pm and usually take my lunch at home, so that I can spend time with my Brynnie.  My work consist of cold calling (60 calls a day) and interviewing prospective students to go to our school.  I have done this now for about 4+ years.  I can't say it's my dream job, but it is a paycheck and it pays all our household bills, groceries and a little extra spending money without my husband's paycheck.  So, it pays pretty well.  Which is why we call it The Golden Handcuff......  My coworkers and I joke around about never being able to go elsewhere and work since no one wants to pay us the kind of money we are currently making.

AFTER WORK:

1. I sometimes run to the store after work to pick up the essentials.
2. I come home completely worn out and I usually have to feed Brynn since the hubs isn't very reliable in that department.  He thinks she doesn't like him when really she is just starving.  I swear....  Our generation of men. 
3. Gorge myself into a coma.
4. Then I find a couple chores to do like dishes, hand washing baby bottles, laundry, etc.
5. If I don't take up the entire time doing chores I will follow up with 13-14.  :)
6. I usually snuggle Brynnie some more.
7. If I don't have edits to do on photos, I spend the rest of the time watching more T.V. and playing with Brynn until she is ready to fall asleep.  This is usually anywhere from 11pm-12pm.  Any earlier and we have a wrestling match until she falls asleep, which is usually 11-12pm anyways. 

Now weekends are a totally different story....  I rarely even sit down on the weekends, because I am wearing my superwoman cape and trying to get all the chores done around the house.

Shawn Arendt-Black by Pearl Jam

I seriously wet my panties every time I hear him do this song.....  It is definitely one of my favorites!!

Happy Funday Monday!!

Not Your Average Karaoke Singer

This is one of Shawn's best songs-Me and Mrs. Jones.  The cell phone recording does not do him any justice and I keep telling myself that I need to get a good video recorder for him someday.  Anyways, I think you will see why he wins contest after contest.  He is definitely not the average karaoke singer!!!!  Ugh, that sexy piece of ass of his......  He melts me every time he sings.

Skinny Gal.... Somewhere.

It's Friday, Friday, Friday.....

I'm loving that it's Friday!  I have a two day weekend for once!!!

So, I wanted to show my new digs today.  :)  I have just been lightly curling the ends of my hair lately and apparently it looks sassy.  I had a coworker tell me that I had my sassy hair going yesterday.  I don't know what that technically means, but here's what it looks like:

So, I got a super cute dress last night at Target that I am wearing today.  I told you that I have a dress fetish lately and Target is not helping my wallet!!  Here's the dress:

It has this real pretty purple-hot pinkish burst in it, so I thought I'd be retro today and make the color really pop with these cool tights: 

Why not, right?  I love them!  Target has just about every color in tights that a girl can go nuts over.  I also picked up a thin belt that I am wearing around my midsection that is the same color as the tights.

And lastly, a pop of purple and hot pink eyeshadow since I thought it might help my sassy look that much more....  I rarely wear a lot of colors on my eyes anymore, but what the hell,,,,  right?    :)



I had some extra money on this paycheck from overtime the past couple of weeks.  I bought Brynn some things for her Birthday next weekend.  I can't BELIEVE I will have a 1 year old already.  This year has flown! 

Have a great weekend!